Guten dog.

To quote the peak moment of the original reality show Joe Schmo, “What is going on!?”

Lemme try to tell you. Trends come and go, and the podcast world is not only as saturated as a photo of Rainbow Mountain, but it’s damn time consuming and ain’t no doggy got time for that. What I do have time for (almost) is schlurping my morning coffee and talking to myself while my hands do that word piano. I’m just tryna process this world, chase things that excite me (cars, squirrels), and spark a little conversation. Ladies and lads, it’s ESPICY out there these days. Sometimes you need something basic balance it out (I once dated a chemistry undergrad, but I’ll tell you about that later because it was one of those maybe-my-life-would’ve-been-different moments).

Anyway, I just finished watching White (Blue) Lotus (Balls), so the first thing you’ll be reading about is my utter disappointment in the season finale and some high praise for the first 7/8ths of the season before that. But first a little nap time. See ya in the morning where we begin this thing.

-Big Dog

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *